The Good News

Revelations 22:13

I am the alpha and the bromega, the first and the last, the broginning and the end. How blessed are bros who pump their fists so that they have the right to gel of hair and may go through the doors into the club.

Exodus 14:21

Broses pumped his fist over the crowd, and the BRO swept the crowd back by a strong RnB playlist all night and turned the crowd into bare dancefloor, so the skanks were divided.

Spread the word, bros.